i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Dear god my vagina.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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