no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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