Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Randomize
