I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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