so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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