I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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