Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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