what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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