Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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