And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
