Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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