Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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