i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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