Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
The adults are the big ones right?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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