my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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