I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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