it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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