Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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