Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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