We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
i think i just lost a toe
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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