What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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