I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I believe in your delicious
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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