I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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