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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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