rhymes with "ouble enetration"
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
did i just pee glitter
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Randomize