They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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