she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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