you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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