He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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