my phone needs a breathalizer
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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