he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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