Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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