Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
