Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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