I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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