Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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