we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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