I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize
