I didn't shave. On purpose
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
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Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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