i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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