'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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