I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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