Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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