It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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