For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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