McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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