I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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