Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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