He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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