I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Your cock deserves a montage
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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