Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
