My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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