How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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