grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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