Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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