A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i now understand why vodka
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