Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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