he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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