i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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