David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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